I will write a short story or poem for you if you request it. It will be about you.

Ciao.

I'm writing a series of poems at the moment. These can easily be denoted by the fact that they are labeled "Poem X." X being the number in which the poem comes in the series. The poems do not have any sort of story arc, and are connected loosely by their themes, I guess. I'm writing them because every night I feel the need to write something. I always feel like pissing on my short stories, but I never feel like pissing on my formless poetry, so I decided to write poetry, despite the fact that no one reads poetry nowadays.